How to write about bike helmets, and make it clear in the first two sentences that you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.
Nobody thinks they’re going to get into an accident, which is half the reason why bicycle riders often sneer at wearing a helmet. The other half of the reason is obvious — helmets usually make you look incredibly dorky.
Who knows, the rest of the article may be brilliant.
But that’s where I stopped reading.
Because from my experience, most people are painfully aware of the risks we assume every time we get on a bike.
And I’ve never known anyone who made the very nuanced choice of whether or not to wear one based on how they make you look.
As I’ve noted before, I never ride my bike without a helmet. And I credit mine with potentially saving my life during the Infamous Beachfront Bee Incident.
But that’s the only time I’ve needed one in four decades of riding a bike.
The simple fact is, bike helmets are designed to protect against relatively low speed falls, not high speed impacts like car crashes.
They also do nothing to protect any other part of the body, which is why it’s often meaningless when police or the press report on whether or not a crash victim was wearing one, without indicating whether the crash would have been survivable either way.
And unless you spring for a MIPS or WaveCel model, they do absolutely nothing to prevent against traumatic brain injuries.
Which is why I got to spend a night in Intensive Care, and a couple more under observation, after getting my bell rung like a carillon in the aforementioned incident.
Some argue that bike helmets have other downsides, from encouraging risky behavior and closer passes, to making bike riding appear far more dangerous than it actually is.
Especially since no one seems to call for helmets in the shower, when climbing ladders or riding in cars, all of which have a significant rate of head injuries.
I know where I come down in the debate — and yes, there is one, despite all the overly simplistic “no brainer” comments.
As far as I’m concerned, it’s a cheap form of insurance, on the off chance I ever need it. I’d much rather ride with one I’ll never need, than need one and not have it.
Besides, it gives me a good place to mount my bike cam without hogging handlebar space.
So use your own judgement.
But chances are, no one bases their decision on whether it makes them look dorky, or messes up their hair.
Except maybe Boing Boing readers.
The California state legislature has passed a bill exempting bike lanes from air quality restrictions for the next ten years — cutting red tape and eliminating a tool opponents have long used to halt any changes to the streets, no matter how beneficial.
The Assembly just passed SB 288, which among other things, extends the CEQA exemptions for bike lanes from 2021 to 2030. Congrats to @Scott_Wiener!
— Brian Hanlon, Prop 15 Supporter (@hanlonbt) August 31, 2020
Why let a little thing like a bike lane — or a playground — get in the way?
In car adverticing videos the illusion is usually that the car is alone on the road – in the mountains, the open wide country roads etc. In the new @Ford add the car is driving on a Copenhagen urban playground and bike lane – what? Seriously? What? 🤯 https://t.co/PpzcJWR06e
— Marianne Weinreich (@mobimaw) August 30, 2020
How to give your bike a bath.
GCN also answers the eternal question of whether a gravel bike can keep up offroad.
The war on cars may be a myth, but the war on bikes just keeps on going.
Someone is boobytrapping bike and pedestrian trails in Victoria, British Columbia, stringing nearly transparent finishing line where it could trip someone walking or riding a bike.
An Irish man was pulled off his bicycle and repeatedly punched in the face by three other men while riding on a bike path, for no apparent reason.
But sometimes, it’s the people on two wheels behaving badly.
A Texas man was stabbed in the stomach by a homeless man as he was riding home from a bar, and got into a dispute with the other man riding in the opposite direction.
Horrible story from New York, where a 15-year old boy was slashed in the face by a bike-riding man using a razor blade attacked to a pole, in an apparently random attack in Times Square.
No bias here. A Singapore driver offers a windshield perspective of a bike rider cutting in front of his car without looking, then inexplicably going ballistic over a gentle tap on the driver’s horn. Although something tells me there’s more leading up to this that got left on the cutting room floor.
Streetsblog says LA’s “already driver-permissive” Slow Streets program is being watered down even more, in the city where cars continue to come before people.
San Diego authorities have identified a pair of suspects in the hit-and-run crash that left a bike-riding man with life-threatening injuries; the couple got out of their SUV to look at the victim, then casually removed his bike from underneath the vehicle before driving away.
No bias here. According to the local paper, a Chino bike rider somehow struck a moving pickup, while somehow riding distracted. Which makes this a story that is somehow totally useless.
A 74-year old Victorville man was critically injured by a hit-and-run driver who abandoned his car after his passenger moved it, and both fled in another vehicle.
Good question. An Orinda hit-and-run victim wants to know why police don’t enforce laws to protect bicyclists.
A Tahoe-area paper looks back to the first crossing of the Sierras by bicycle.
Figures. A new mystery thriller revolves around a man on his way to a cycling competition. Except he turns up dead in the first few pages.
Singletrack lists 12 things mountain bike magazines need to stop doing. Including making lists like that.
Probably not the best idea to assault a cop in an Arizona ER, then ride your bike into Walmart and steal a bottle of booze after crashing into the display.
Now that’s more like it. A Nebraska man was sentenced to 18 years behind bars for the hit-and-run death of a Colorado bike rider. In California, that likely would have gotten a measly four-year sentence — if prosecutors didn’t bargain it down just to get a conviction.
A group of Wisconsin men dedicated the first 4.3 miles of a group ride to Chadwick Boseman, and call attention to health risks facing Black men.
There’s a special place in hell for whoever stole a customize adaptive bike from a Michigan boy with cerebral palsy.
Kindhearted Ohio cops bought a new bike for an eight-year old boy after the bike he got for his birthday was stolen.
The bike boom is claiming a victim in the Philadelphia area, as an 85-year old family-owned bike shop is shutting its doors because they can’t get the bikes and parts they need to stay in business.
A Virginia nonprofit donated 23 custom-built adaptive bicycles to children with disabilities; the organization was founded by a disabled vet who personally learned the difference an adaptive bike could make in his life.
Over 130 bike riders turned out to honor a 57-year old North Carolina man who was murdered in an apparently random attack as he rode his bike on a local bike path.
No bias here, either. A New Orleans man was killed when an on-duty cop crashed into his bike with his patrol car; as always, the cops blame the victim for somehow coming into the officer’s lane.
International financial services giant Deloitte predicts the rate of bicycle commuting will double around the world over the next three years, as technological changes make riding faster, easier and safer.
One unexpected effect of the coronavirus bike boom — bike thefts in an English town are up as secondhand bike prices spike.
The Guardian offers tips on how to keep your bike from being stolen. Or maybe just how to keep your bike, period.
Frightening story from the UK, where a man’s bike and cycling shoes were stolen after he was rammed with a van.
The bike boom has come to Finland, too
It’s not often that a story can be heartwarming and heartbreaking at the same time. A two-year old Polish boy rode a trike for the first time after losing both feet to sepsis when he was just an infant; he was initially given just a 0.1% chance of survival.
An Indian paper says unlike European cities, bike commuting in Delhi is fraught with danger for the poor. Meanwhile, Bengaluru is crowdsourcing routes to create the city’s first European-style cycling district.
More people are riding bicycles in Singapore, although one rider describes biking in the city as “a pain.”
Since the Tour de France is available to nearly everyone on cable TV, we’re going back to our usual spoiler-free recaps, in case anyone is letting the race stagnate in their viewing queue.
Sunday’s stage winner out-sprinted the peloton to claim the race, and dedicated the race to his late father, who passed away in June. Philippe Gilbert and John Degenkolb are already out, and a number of riders started the second stage banged up.
A 23-year old California man became the first Native American to take part in the Tour de France, and one of just three Americans in this year’s race.
CNN looks at the problems of staging what they call the world’s toughest bike race in the middle of a pandemic.
The men get 21 stages in the Tour de France, but the women get just one. Britain’s Lizzie Deignan out sprinted defending champion Marianne Vos to win La Course, a one-day, 60-mile circuit race.
In the latest cycling scandal, Deceuninck – Quick-Step sports director Davide Bramati was caught on camera removing something from the pocket of injured cyclist Remco Evenepoel and covertly slipping it into his own pocket, after Evenepoel crashed in Il Lombardia.
— La Flamme Rouge (@laflammerouge16) August 28, 2020
If your girlfriend rejects your proposal, it may not be the best idea to respond by whacking her with your bike. Just what every bicyclist needs — a combination stationary bike, back scratcher and cookie dispenser.
And bike racing has been around longer than the talkies.
Seven years before the first Tour de France, bicycle racing was already popular in France. The Lumière brothers filmed this race in 1896 pic.twitter.com/25q5I4WV5c
— Silent Movie GIFs (@silentmoviegifs) August 30, 2020
Thanks to Megan Lynch for the heads-up.
Be safe, and stay healthy. And wear a mask, already.