Apropos of nothing, here is the T-shirt that would have been perfect for yesterday’s post, if I hadn’t failed to post it online.
The phrase comes from an autos über alles advocate who thought he was insulting me, but I took it as a compliment.
So now you’re free to wear it in all its glory, with or without the BikinginLA logo. You’ll find the other version at the bottom of this post.
There’s also two versions with all black type if that better strikes your fancy.
Oh, and today’s headline contains one Nero reference, and one Frankenstein, from the ’31 version.
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This is why representation matters.
The future of CicLAvia and other open streets events is at risk at today’s Metro Board meeting, with the agency scheduled to vote on a proposal that would devote open streets funding to pay for fan zones for the ’28 Olympics.
Because they can, evidently.
But not to worry, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass responded with her urgency, failing to even mention open streets of any kind in her first — and possibly last — State of the Agency Address as LA Metro Board Chair.
But at least she didn’t fly off to Africa this time.
To her credit, however, Bass at least mentioned bikes, if only in passing.
Now, as a lifelong bike rider, biking we know is just as much a part of L.A. as anything else — and we are pushing to expand bike infrastructure across the region. Including new stretches along the LA River bike path and Metro Bike Share. That is a whole other component. Every Angeleno should have the option of experiencing L.A. on two wheels.
Unless, of course, they’d like to explore the streets of the city without getting rushed, harassed or threatened impatient drivers, in which case those Angelenos are on their own.
And when’s the last time anyone saw the honorable mayor on a bicycle, anyway?
But at least she seems to get the importance of connecting bike lanes to Metro lines, if only for the benefit the ’28 Games. Although there may be a few of us Angelenos who’d just like to ride a bike safely in our own neighborhoods, or even across town from time to time.
Which is why we need to ensure there’s at least one transit user on the board.
According to LAist, there are now three proposals before the Metro Board to include one or two actual transit users on the board — or possibly “subject matter experts,” whatever the hell that means.
Although frankly, it should be a prerequisite for anyone to be a transit user before being appointed to the board. City mayors and county supervisors included.
Because if you don’t use transit, or some other form of alternative transportation on a regular basis, you shouldn’t be making decisions for all of us who do.
Maybe then, they might start making better ones.
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Nothing like getting just part of the details.
A new report from Torrance-based Spanish language law firm Los Defensores, which so far only seems to be available via the Bakersfield Californian, shows that Kern County ranked eighth among California counties for total bicycling deaths over a five-year period with 19.
The study, conducted over those heady pandemic years from 2020 to 2024, placed the county sixth in per-capita bicycling fatalities, with 4.15 fatalities per million.
But that’s where things kind of break down.
The story reports that Los Angeles had the highest number of traffic deaths with 79, which makes sense as the state’s most populous county. However, that resulted in a per-capita average of just 1.61 bicycling fatalities per million residents, which ranks God only knows where, since they didn’t bother to say.
Orange County experienced less than half as many deaths at 32 but a little more than L.A. County on a per-capita measurement. But where that puts OC on the state rankings appears to be known only to God and Los Defensores.
Fresno County ranks one spot above Kern in both total deaths and per-capita average, at 22 and 4.31 per million residents, which would appear to put them at 5th and 7th.
Tiny Modoc County led the state’s per-capita ranking with 23.27 per million residents. But considering it only has 8,400 people, that works out to a grand total of one bicycling death over the five-year period.
And no, I did not figure that out myself. I had to rely on an AI chat bot to do the calculations, because I was a fricking English major.
It would be helpful to have the rest of the rankings, but that’s all the paper posted. And if the study is on the law firm’s website, I can’t find it, because I read less Spanish than I speak, and I only speak enough to get myself into trouble.
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Shocking, I know.
Yet another study — actually, a study of studies — has concluded that ebikes are more dangerous than other bikes.
According to Radio Iowa, a review of 200 studies conducted by the University of Iowa concluded that ebike riders are no more likely to crash than riders of regular bikes.
However, they’re more likely to have single-vehicle crashes, and when they do, they are more likely to result in more serious injuries.
But once again, they’ve lumped every type of ebike together, from Class 1 ped-assist bikes to illegal high-speed e-motorbikes and electric dirt bikes.
(Study author Amir) Ghanbari says, “We found that the crashes that resulted in medical care tended to be more severe in e-bikes, longer hospital stays, and higher rates of head, neck, facial and traumatic brain injuries.”
There are several potential reasons for that, he says, including that e-bikes can go faster than traditional bikes, they’re heavier, and riders are often ill-prepared for their power.
“Riders are actually having a difficult time keeping their balance,” Ghanbari says. “They’re not actually colliding with a car. They are just striking a fixed object or just falling off their bike.”
Something tells me most of those more serious crashes and injuries are on bikes that are a) throttle controlled, and b) exceed the 28 mph max for legal Class 3 ped-assist bikes.
Because the simple act of having to physically pedal tends to limit speeds. And a 20 mph crash on a classic road bike is no more likely to result in major injuries than a 20 mph crash on an ebike.
Yes, many riders have to get used to the speeds they can travel on a Class 1, 2 or 3 ebike. But those are maximum speeds, and only achievable by pedaling faster and harder, unless they also have a throttle control.
Yet that simple observation seems to be beyond the best and brightest minds conducting these studies.
Maybe someday, someone will figure that out, and we’ll actually get a study that provides some useful information about road legal ebikes.
But today is not that day.
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No bias here.
A letter writer in the Los Angeles Times responded to a recent story about protected bike lanes going in on Pico Blvd.
But all he seems to care about are precious parking spaces, not those seemingly dispensable human lives, arguing that “bicycle lobbyists” have accomplished more than any other special interest group.
Which would likely shock any of us “bicycle lobbyists.” Or activists, even, notorious or otherwise.
…On California roads that are already overloaded with vehicle traffic, we dedicate space and misspend millions of dollars so a minuscule number of entitled people can more easily ride their bikes. And now, our already insufficient parking spots on Pico Boulevard are at risk.
Who are these few bicyclists we spend so much money on? My personal observation is that the majority of them are serial traffic violators, but our police forces don’t bother to ticket most of them.
Just wait until someone tells him what drivers get away with on a daily basis. And the only reason pedestrians get a pass is California legalized jaywalking in most cases.
Yes, bike riders break traffic laws. So do humans.
But as a University of Colorado study showed, while bicyclists and drivers break traffic laws at about the same rate, bicyclists do it for reasons of perceived safety, while drivers just do it out of convenience.
So, we’ll take those parking spaces now, thank you.
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Thanks to Megan for forwarding this piece from a German news station discussing the battle for the future of mobility in the country’s capital, which is going in reverse when it comes to bike lanes.
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If it works, it works.
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Local
Sad news from Van Nuys, where a 16-year old boy was killed when he was struck by an SUV driver on Wednesday while riding a homemade e-motorcycle.
West Hollywood voted to support a proposal for Bus Only Lanes on La Cienega Blvd between Santa Monica Blvd and Jefferson Blvd, which would also be available to bicyclists, as long as you don’t mind a city bus running up your ass.
State
The Bicycle Film Festival returns to San Diego Saturday after an 11-year absence.
A Santa Barbara woman suffered a serious head injury when she crashed the bike she was riding, sans helmet. And yes, that matters this time, since she actually suffered a head injury. Although it would have been nice to know what kind of ebike she was on.
I want to be like him when I grow up. An 82-year old Redwood City man is about to reach the 50,000 mile mark on the Schwinn Varsity 10-speed he bought 50 years ago. Although that only works out to about a thousand miles a year, but still.
National
Good point. A Portland, Oregon op-ed says the city’s ebike rebate program should include regular bicycles, too.
A Bend, Oregon website examines the recent rise in supplemental testosterone, which doping authorities consider a performance enhancing substance, but is now semi-required by the US Defense Department.
Eleven years later, authorities have still never solved the fatal shooting of a 47-year old man riding a bicycle in a small town just miles from my Colorado hometown; investigators determined the same person shot and injured a woman driver two months later.
That’s more like it. A 39-year old Tyler, Texas woman will be 89 years old before she gets out of prison if she serves her full term, after she was sentenced to 50 years behind bars for the hit-and-run death of a 19-year old man riding a bicycle. Okay, even I think that may be a tad excessive.
Chicago Streetsblog says the Dutch Reach is not the answer to the city’s dooring problem, and focusing on it only distracts from the need for real solutions.
Hats off to a Boston bike rider who responded to a parked truck blocking a bike lane by taking it upon himself to block a traffic lane, saying “Oh, these poor drivers; they had to merge!” Although the ever-petty Daily Mail insists on calling him “America’s pettiest cyclist.” Which I initially read as “America’s prettiest cyclist,” giving it a whole different meaning.
Massachusetts is installing speed feedback signs along popular bike and scooter routes in an effort to get bicyclists, ebikers and scooter riders to slow down. After all, they work so well with drivers, right?
Apparently, the NYPD is just ignoring New York Mayor Mamdani’s order to halt criminal prosecutions of scofflaw ebikers, admitting that they issued more than 250 criminal summons in the three months after the mayor’s order.
A bicyclist and a pedestrian were both left bloodied and hospitalized following a collision in New York’s Central Park Monday evening. Which is what bike haters tend to forget, that collisions are just as dangerous for the person on the bike as the person walking, regardless of who was at fault.
International
An off-duty English cop faces charges for the two-car collision that killed a 16-year old boy riding an ebike last year. Although it doesn’t say if the kid was involved in the initial collision, or just collateral damage afterwards.
British Cycling is launching a free app in an effort to get a million more people off their sofas and onto bikes.
Competitive Cycling
Well, no shit. Tour de France leader Tadej Pogačar is convinced that the crash that knocked Jonas Vingegaard out of the race with a broken collarbone may have been caused by being awakened at 2 am for UCI’s ridiculous middle-of-the-night drug testing. Someone should wake those officials up at 2 am for a drug test, and see how they do the next day.
A Tour de France cyclist learns the hard way that you have to show up for the time trial on time.
Velo says it takes a staggering amount of gear loaded up in truck to support a professional cycling team. Or in other words, Pogačar has turned this year’s Tour into a one-man race, and they have to write about something.
Finally…
Better to ride a triple bypass than to get one. That feeling when the cops determine that a legal ebike is an illegal motorbike with just the spin of a wheel.
And that feeling when auctioneers riff on scofflaw bicyclists for the views.
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Be safe, and stay healthy. And get vaccinated, already.
Oh, and fuck Putin.


















With deep respect for these experiences, this project is being advanced thoughtfully and in close coordination with the local community. Engineering seeks to work in close collaboration with area residents and stakeholders to develop a pedestrian and bicycle bridge to cross the Pacific Coast Highway, providing a safer connection between the City’s George Wolfberg Park and Will Rogers State Beach. The intent is to improve crossing safety, restore access and connectivity to open spaces that are integral to the neighborhood’s identity and well-being and which serve all Angelenos, as well as support long-term community recovery and a return to a sense of place.