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Conservative Karen plays victim at bike race, CA Sen. Weiner at virtual happy hour today, and ebike incentives change lives

Day 260 of LA’s Vision Zero failure to end traffic deaths by 2025. 

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No bias here.

A “women’s sports activist” calls it the “most terrifying two minutes” of her life when volunteers at a women’s bike race objected to being harassed.

It all starts when the woman walked up to people working the race, asking if there are any men competing in the women’s race.

When one man says no, to the best of his knowledge, she asks if the competitors have been “sex tested” to ensure they’re really women.

As if.

One of the volunteers takes offense and holds her hand over the woman’s phone, telling her not to record her. She responds as if she’s somehow being violently assaulted, running away and calling out to another woman for help.

The video ends when a man gets in her face and telling her to “get the fuck out of here.” Which, in all honesty, is probably exactly how I would have responded.

In a second video, she accuses the same man of attacking her with an empty Costco pizza box. If by attacking, she means simply holding it up to block her camera, while she demands to know his name “for the police report.”

She also says that someone stole her signs. Although if that happened, it was after I stopped watching because I just didn’t have the stomach for it.

According to Fox News, though, the incident is being investigated by the local police. Because apparently, they don’t have any real crimes to deal with.

To me, she comes off as a Karen who intentionally instigates the entire incident by harassing people just trying to support a local bike race. And this country is divided enough without creating incidents to elicit your own faux outrage.

Let alone a national news network blowing it out of any rational proportion.

But you can watch it and decide for yourself.

Photo shows cyclists from women’s 2019 Amgen Tour of California — which, to the best of my knowledge, also had no men.

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Streets For All’s virtual happy hour featuring San Francisco’s progressive California State Senator Scott Wiener will take place at 5 pm today.

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In a video demonstrating the benefits of ebike incentive programs, a Boston area couple discuss how that city’s program allowed the husband to ride a recumbent ebike, after being housebound for the past 15 years.

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The war on cars may be a myth, but the war on bikes just keeps on going.

No bias here, either. Cupertino is weighing a number of proposals to weaken the city’s Bicycle Pedestrian Commission, to “ensure equal representation on large infrastructure projects between drivers and pedestrians.” Because evidently, all those poor, put-upon drivers just don’t have enough of the roadway as it is, and have to risk their safety every day sharing the road with people walking or on bicycles.

An Illinois bike rider told police a road-raging driver threatened him with a gun, after first honking and yelling at him while following his bike, then crashing into him when the bicyclist stopped at a red light.

But sometimes, it’s the people on two wheels behaving badly.

Police in Toledo, Ohio won’t cite a bike rider for blowing through a crosswalk and crashing into the side of a vehicle, even though he was at fault — because he’s only five years old.

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Local 

A Los Angeles man recalls a “glorious” four-mile bike ride with his young son from his in-laws home in Germany to Basel, Switzerland for coffee, and to attend services in a thousand-year old Anglican Church. I’d call that pretty damned glorious, too. 

The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department issued 34 citations during last week’s bicycle and pedestrian safety operation, along with another 19 tickets for distracted driving. And one arrest for riding a stolen motorcycle.

Rides on the Metro Bike bikeshare system will be free this weekend, from Friday through 3 am Monday, along with all rides on Metro buses, trains and Metro Micro.

 

State

Electrek says Irvine-based Rivian keeps dropping “strange, cryptic teasers” about their sort of super secret ebike program.

Sad news from Merced County, where a 60-year old man was killed while riding his bike in Merced County last week. But at least the 16-year old driver had enough sense to stop and call 911, unlike many much older drivers, although 60 mph seems way too fast for a dirt road.

A dog walker, a jogger and a bicyclist became collateral damage when a Berkeley driver rammed another vehicle and jumped the curb, striking them, then unsuccessfully attempted to carjack a woman with a child.

Palo Alto is weighing options for tunnels for pedestrians and bike riders under the local railroad tracks, or possibly a centerline bike lane on a bridge over the tracks. Even though tunnels tend to get filled with trash, and are significantly safety-challenged, especially for women and particularly at night. And just ask San Francisco bike riders whether center-running bike lanes are a good idea, after they were ripped out on Valencia Street because nearly everyone hated them. 

More sad news, this time from Roseville, where a man in his 60s was killed when he was struck by a driver while riding his bike in a crosswalk near a freeway onramp.

 

National

A writer for Men’s Health sets out to settle once and for all whether mountain or gravel bikes are better for adventure bicycling.

An Evergreen, Colorado bike shop will move into a historic, 77-year old building — but only after they move the building, which was slated for destruction.

More proof that bikes are good for business. A new study shows that bicycling is now one of Iowa’s top 50 industries, generating $1.4 billion in economic impact affecting all 99 counties, with the biggest gains in the service and retail sectors, such as restaurants, bars and bike shops.

Kansas City is proposing a five-to-three lane reduction on a downtown thoroughfare, including angled parking and a buffered bike lane to slow traffic and improve safety for bike riders and pedestrians.

Police in Milwaukee may be close to solving the brutal murder of an 18-year old woman who disappeared after going for a bike ride 46 years ago, after DNA testing pointed a finger at a 22-year old man who committed suicide in 1980; investigators got a search warrant to exhume his grave for DNA samples.

A Massachusetts website recommends trails to ride your bike in the coastal Northshore region above Boston.

Philadelphia is getting a speed cam on a second dangerous street, after seeing significant safety improvement following the installation of speed cameras on another deadly street five years ago. To which Los Angeles responded <crickets>.

Nice guy. A suspected hit-and-run driver faces charges for resisting arrest, after police investigating the crash that killed a 19-year old Pennsylvania man riding a bicycle had to force their way into his home, then carry him out when he refused to cooperate.

Tampa, Florida is hosting a big bike ride on September 20th to mark World Car Free Day. Or as it’s called here in Los Angeles, Saturday.

 

International

At least one person was arrested following the hit-and-run crash that killed a bike-riding London woman when a group of mo-ped riders swarmed the bike lane she was riding in, then fled the scene on foot after crashing into her.

A 40-year old Scottish man was sentenced to six years behind bars for the reckless driving crash that killed a 32-year old man riding a bicycle.

Cycling Electric recommends a long list of the best ebikes available in the UK, most of which you can find here. Although you’ll have to convert the prices to dollars, instead of pounds.

French ultra-distance cyclist Sofiane Sehili remains behind bars in Vladivostok, Russia, and will likely be imprisoned for illegally crossing the border while trying to set a new record for the fastest bicycle crossing of Eurasia.

 

Competitive Cycling

Cycling News calls next year’s resumption of the Philadelphia Cycling Classic a “glimmer of hope for US cycling as top-level race returns to major city,” while four-time US national road champ Freddie Rodriguez says “For cyclists, only the Champs Élysées on the last day of the Tour matches the Philly ambiance.”

Former Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter helped bring the race back, arguing that it will be a “force for unity.”

 

Finally…

Forget the energy bars, you need to be doing broccoli shots, evidently. That feeling when a paper ranks the top 11 bicycling cities in Europe — from six years ago.

And when the new mayor of the bike path is into catnip.

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Be safe, and stay healthy. And get vaccinated, already.

Oh, and fuck Putin. 

Utah crash victims identified as Whittier brothers, San Diego bikeway fail, and Santa Ana Karen assaults bike-riding boy

Sadly, our worst fears have been realized.

On Saturday, two men identified only as brothers from California were killed when they were run down from behind by a repeat DUI driver near St. George, Utah, who claimed to be on fentanyl from being hospitalized the day before.

And told police she lost control of her car after losing control of her bowels as she was driving.

Yesterday officials confirmed the rumors spreading through the Los Angeles bicycling community were true, identifying the victims as Whittier’s Bullard brothers.

Forty-nine-year old Adam Bullard, who worked at La Mirada’s Cyclerly Bike Shop, and 48-year old Matthew Bullard were described as inseparable in life, as they were, tragically, in death; Adam’s Facebook full of bikes, while Matthew’s was devoted to family.

Another rider participating in the tour says he wishes he could forget what he saw in the aftermath of the crash, including the brothers’ shattered helmets, and shattered shards of their carbon frames strewn throughout the street.

He also reports a pair of teens in cycling gear were standing by their bodies, screaming about their dads.

Read into that what you will. But it fits with rumors that the Bullard’s teenage sons were among the first riders to come upon the scene shortly after the crash.

Adam’s last post is particularly heartbreaking in retrospect.

Their accused killer, 47-year old Julie Budge, faces twin counts of vehicular homicide, DUI and hit-and-run, as well as single counts of reckless driving and failure to stay in her lane.

She continues to be held without bail, no doubt to the relief of everyone else on the roads.

Budge was previously convicted of DUI seven years ago.

Photo of Adam and Matthew Bullard taken from Adam Bullard’s Facebook page

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Like Los Angeles before it, San Diego has learned the hard way that traffic safety projects are doomed to fail if they’re not rolled out carefully.

In LA’s case, it was the failed installation of road diets and bike lanes in Playa del Rey, which were unceremoniously ripped out at the mayor’s orders when angry drivers got out their torches and pitchforks, after getting no advance notice the changes were coming.

For San Diego, it came with the rollout of an innovative street design called advisory bike lanes, which retains curbside parking on a low-traffic street, while reducing the roadway to a single through lane, with bike lanes on either side.

Drivers traveling in either direction are supposed to share the center lane, while briefly moving into the bike lanes to pass another vehicle.

The problem was a) local residents in the city’s Mira Mesa neighborhood claimed they didn’t know it was coming, and b) had no idea how to drive in it.

The city apparently went ahead with the installation despite the lack of approval from San Diego’s Mobility Board.

And just as it did in Los Angeles, San Diego bike riders worried that the inevitable bikelash would doom plans to install advisory lanes elsewhere in the city.

Which is exactly what happened.

San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria personally went door to tell residents he had ordered the removal of the advisory lanes, and the street was going back to what it had been before.

Just like Los Angeles did. Although our mayor didn’t meet with angry drivers, let alone knock on anyone’s door.

The botched rollout, and the angry response that followed, has virtually halted all road diets in the City of Angels for five years and counting.

Let’s just hope San Diego’s advisory laws don’t suffer the same fate.

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An 80-year old Santa Ana woman faces charges after physically assaulting a 12-year old boy for riding his bike on the sidewalk.

The woman, known on social media as the “Neighborhood Karen,” confronted the boy and grabbed his handlebars, while ordering him to “get the hell off the sidewalk.”

He can then be heard asking why she hit him, to which the woman replied, “Want me to hit you again?”

All of which was caught on camera, since he was trying out his new chest-mounted GoPro.

Never mind that his mother had told him to stick to the sidewalk, because he had recently been knocked off his bike by a driver.

And never mind that it’s perfectly legal to ride a bike on most sidewalks in the Orange County city.

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A homeless camp cleanup along the LA River bike path could force riders to detour onto other routes for the next week.

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KTLA-5’s Frank Buckley is one of us, spotting a semi-flying car on his latest ride.

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The war on cars may be a myth, but the war on bikes just keeps on going.

Police in Austin, Texas are looking for a road raging driver who intentionally swerved into a man riding a bike, then kept going without slowing down; the assault was captured on another rider’s a helmet cam, who just happened to be facing the street as he spoke with another man.

No bias here. A Malaysian bike rider gets the blame for slamming into a woman who stepped through a condo gate and into the pathway he was riding on, even though she stepped right in front of his bike without ever looking in his direction.

But sometimes, it’s the people on two wheels behaving badly.

A Manchester, New Hampshire man faces a negligent homicide charge after crashing his bicycle into a 69-year old man walking in a crosswalk

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Local

CD4 Councilmember Nithya Raman and LADOT General Manager Seleta Reynolds celebrated the opening of the new parking-protected bike lanes on Riverside Drive just south of Griffith Park.

Metro is offering free bikeshare, bus and train rides on Earth Day, while Metrolink will offer free rides throughout their network.

Advance parking prices at Dodger Stadium jumped another $5 this year, to $25. But riding a bike to the ball park is still free.

 

State 

Nice to know the world may be on fire, but former California Transportation Commissioner Lucy Dunn somehow thinks traffic congestion is the state’s biggest problem, and the state should make it easier for us to all just keep on driving.

 

National

Bloomberg considers why Vision Zero has succeeded in Europe, but failed repeatedly in American cities, including Los Angeles, noting that it’s easy to commit to Vision Zero, without actually doing anything different.

No bias here. An Idaho letter writer complains about “arrogant” bike riders who hog the road by riding side-by-side, forcing drivers to — gasp! — actually slow down until it’s safe to pass. And he must know what he’s talking about, since his family owns two bikes.

The Kansas woman who pled guilty last month to running over and shooting a bike-riding because he smiled and gestured towards her has changed her mind, and now insists she didn’t do it; she’s asking the judge to allow her to change her plea.

Sad news from Arkansas, where a crowdfunding campaign has raised over $45,000 for a young Arkansas bicyclist who suffered critical burns over 63% of his body when a gas line ruptured while he was working on his truck, just before he was supposed to help lead a weekly ride; doctors give him a 50/50 chance of survival.

New York City will shut down over 100 streets to celebrate Earth Day later this month. Meanwhile, Los Angeles officials will undoubtedly mark the day by making a few pronouncements about how important it is to save the earth, while doing absolutely nothing about it.

 

International

Barron’s says bike tourism is the next frontier in luxury travel

Road.cc examines a new vehicle-to-everything system that promises to alert drivers to the presence of bike riders, and the other way around. But like every other similar system, it only works if both the driver and the person on the bike have it installed and activated. And it isn’t likely to be compatible with other systems. 

 

Competitive Cycling

Several riders competing in the Tour of Turkey crashed into a pedestrian walking in the roadway with his back to the peloton, as well as a fan who tried to pull the man out of the way; French sprinter Nacer Bouhanni was taken to a hospital with undisclosed injuries.

Italian pro Samuele Battistella was lucky to escape with a broken tooth and seven stitches to his face after hitting an unsecured piece of road furniture during Sunday’s Amstel Gold classic, and lying unconscious for 20 minute.

No wonder cyclists are so popular on dating apps.

 

Finally…

Who needs reflectors when your entire ebike frame glows in the dark? If you have to get run down by a hit-and-run driver, try to do it in front of a fire truck while everyone is watching.

And if you’re going to deliver a flying kick to a passing bike rider, try not to miss.

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Be safe, and stay healthy. And get vaccinated, already.

Oh, and fuck Putin, too.

NY woman complains about Black kid on bike, how to ride like a gentleman, and US Climate Change Ambassador is one of us

Please make it stop.

A white woman in a rapidly gentrifying Brooklyn neighborhood has a meltdown over an eight-year old Black kid riding too close to her, and too recklessly, on the sidewalk.

Never mind that, as his father is quick to point out, the sidewalks are the only playground kids in the neighborhood have.

Or that the alternative is for a little kid to ride his bike in the city’s dangerous streets, in a neighborhood that hasn’t seen the city’s bike lane expansion. And probably won’t for the foreseeable future.

Let alone that the kid is just eight effing years old.

Seriously, use a little common sense.

And if you don’t want the world to think you’re a racist, stop acting like one.

Photo by Kevin Bidwell for Pexels.

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A New York actor explains how to ride your bike like a gentleman.

Hint: Don’t ride like a dick.

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Hats off to South LA’s East Side Riders, who continue to demonstrate that they’re as much about serving the community as they are about bikes.

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Back when he was running for president, Donald Trump swore he’d never ride a bike, unlike then Secretary of State John Kerry.

Promises made, promises kept.

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Yesterday we noted that someone had stolen the junked bike that was part of Banksy’s latest artwork.

Now it turns out it was never stolen at all. And a generous food delivery rider/art aficionado replaced it on his own, anyway.

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Sometimes, it’s the people on two wheels behaving badly. 

Police in the UK are looking for a hit-and-run bike rider who rode off after crashing into a pedestrian, leaving her unconscious and with a broken leg. And yelled at her for breaking his bike.

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Local

Streetsblog looks at the new two-way parking-protected bike lane on Santa Monica’s Ocean Ave.

 

State

Opponents of a bike lane on San Diego’s 30th Street accuse the city council of playing a shell game by giving less than 24 hours notice of a vote to approve the plan, which will trade 500 parking spaces for protected bike lanes, under the guise of a construction change.

The CHP actually gets bike law right for a change, telling a Fresno questioner that bicycles are allowed on highways, while banned on many limited-access freeways. Correction: They got that part right, but failed in saying bicyclists have to stick to “the rightmost portion of the roadway” and ride single file — neither of which is accurate. Thanks to Andy Stowe for the catch.

A San Jose writer explains to a letter writer what to do if a dog chases your bike. Most dogs are trained to obey commands, so I’ve had good luck giving a firm order to sit or go home. Never mind that ebikes that can go 23 mph, like the letter writer claims, aren’t allowed on California bike paths.

 

National

Bicycling considers the benefits of riding a recumbent — until you realize they’re actually talking about bikes that don’t go anywhere.  And yes, you can read it on Yahoo if Bicycling blocks you out.

Your next foldie could have direct-drive pedals that go up and down instead of around.

Denver Nuggets basketball star Jamal Murray may be sitting on a five-year, $170 million contract. But he’s still living and loving the carfree lifestyle.

We’ve seen countless stories that bike thefts have jumped during the pandemic. Yet somehow a Chicago stolen bike registry has shown a 50% spike in stolen bikes, while the Chicago PD only reports a measly 6% increase.

They get it. The Philadelphia Inquirer says Vision Zero remains vital to curbing traffic violence.

There’s a special place in hell — or at least a damn long time-out — for the Maryland kids who pushed a seven-year old boy off his bike to steal it in a strong arm robbery.

 

International

A new traffic study shows London’s Low Traffic Neighborhoods — aka Slow Streets — do not cause gridlock, despite what critics insist.

English actress Michelle Keegan is sort of one of us, looking good in her Lycra bikewear while confessing she only took up bicycling for about three weeks during the pandemic.

British brand Squire has become the first bike lock maker to receive a new digital Kitemark, proof of a secure digital operating system for controlling bike locks, padlocks and cylinders via smartphones and Bluetooth.

Life is cheap in the UK, where an off-duty police worker illegally riding a bike on the sidewalk got off with a lousy £30 fine — the equivalent of $40 — for crashing into a 70-year old man suffering from terminal cancer. Although the victim doesn’t seem to have looked before exiting a store.

Italian racing motorcycle maker Ducati is moving into the high-end e-mountain bike market in the US.

Red Bull offers an extensive guide for buying a BMX or building your own on your next trip to India.

An Indian newspaper explains how bicycling can help you stay healthy during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Even car-choked Tehran is taking steps to become bike-friendlier. Unlike a similarly car-choked SoCal megalopolis we could name.

Taiwanese bike makers are gearing up to meet the demand created by the pandemic bike boom.

 

Finally…

When you’re carrying meth and a machete on your bike, put a damn light on it, already. If you’re riding an illegally modified ebike while carrying brass knuckles and knives, in violation of your court-ordered release, just stop for the damn stop sign.

And if you’re going to complain about bike lanes causing gridlock, maybe you should pose with at least a few cars in the background.

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Be safe, and stay healthy. And wear a mask, already.