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April Fools-free edition — sadness and schadenfreude on Highland Ave, and let’s impound the cars of repeat scofflaw drivers

Day 91 of LA’s Vision Zero failure to end traffic deaths by 2025. 

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Well, this is not fun anymore. 

I found myself struggling to breathe Sunday afternoon, accompanied by a spike in blood pressure and a drop in blood oxygen.

Fortunately, the situation resolved before it got serious, but left me feeling like I’d been hit by a truck for the rest of the night. 

So my apologies for yesterday’s absence. 

I’m starting to realize why my doctors all warned that combining Covid and diabetes probably wasn’t the best idea.

Anyway, let’s get on with today’s April Fools-free update.  

Image by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay.

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This is who we share the road with.

And why.

Over a decade ago, there was a movement to build LA’s first bicycle boulevard on 4th Street through Hancock Park.

But it didn’t take long for local residents to get out their torches and pitchforks in opposition to it, despite our best efforts to explain how it would benefit them, from eliminating cut-through traffic to increasing property values.

The greatest conflict, however, was over finding a safe way to get bike riders across busy Highland Ave.

Each proposal was soundly booed, whether a traffic circle, stop light or on-demand crosswalk. Even though it would have made Highland much safer for everyone, on foot, a bike or in a car — or just living in the general area.

It didn’t take long for then Councilmember Tom LaBonge to fold, promising not to make any changes to the dangerous intersection, and dooming the entire proposal to the scrapheap of history.

Although someone later saw the light, and belatedly installed a push-button on-demand traffic light. Which helps people cross the street, but does little or nothing to slow speeding drivers.

So it was with a combination of sadness and schadenfreude that I heard local residents complain about speeding drivers using the wide, straight divided roadway as a race track, after the driver of a Lamborghini ran away from a fatal hit-and-run on the street.

No, literally.

On foot, leaving the smashed supercar behind.

All just blocks from where that proposed traffic circle would have forced drivers to slow down, improving safety along the entire corridor.

It’s common for people everywhere to oppose change. But in an effectively run city, the final decision would be made with an eye to safety, after listening to objections and incorporating any reasonable suggestions, knowing that most people will come around to support it once they get used to it.

But in Los Angeles, the only voices usually heard are the loudest — and too often, wealthiest.

So Highland will continue to be a racetrack, just like Sunset and Hollywood boulevards.

And innocent people will continue to die.

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This is who we share the road with, too.

And why people keep dying on our streets.

A 35-year old mother was killed, along with her two young daughters, when a speeding driver slammed into another car, and careened into them as they walked in a New York crosswalk; at last report, her four-year old son was still clinging to life in critical condition.

Yet the 32-year old woman behind the wheel was still driving despite a suspended license, suspended registration and expired insurance, as well as 15 school zone speeding and red-light tickets in just the last 12 months.

Yes, 15.

New York Mayor Eric Adams described as a “tragic accident of a Shakespearean proportion.”

But in reality, it was the entirely predictable result of allowing a woman who has shown a clear disregard for traffic laws and the courts to keep a car she could no longer legally drive.

Virginia just passed a law allowing judges to require repeat excessive speed drivers to install speed limiting technology, making it impossible to exceed the posted speed limit; New York State is considering a similar law.

Now we need to take the next step of impounding the cars of people with suspended driver’s licenses until they regain the right to drive legally.

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Bollywood star Shahid Kapoor is one of us — or at least his son is now — using a towel as a sling to help the kid learn how to ride a bike.

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The war on cars may be a myth, but the war on bikes just keeps going on.   

Houston is ripping out a vital protected bike lane in the city’s Mid-City neighborhood, replacing it with sharrows and putting bike riders at needless risk, because drivers found it a little inconvenient.

A Tennessee man faces charges of reckless endangerment, aggravated assault and criminal littering for threatening a group of bicyclists on a rural road, driving his car at them and throwing beer bottles out the window, leaving two of the victims with visible bruises; he then made a U-turn and came back to run over one man’s bicycle, after the rider managed to jump out of the way.

Boston is joining Houston in ripping out protective curbs and bollards on a trio of newly installed bike lanes, after the mayor initiated a review of all the city’s safety and bus infrastructure projects, bowing to impatient drivers as she prepares to run for re-election, as it they are the only voters.

An English city was forced to install bollards on a new bike lane outside a hospital, after drivers immediately turned it into a parking lane.

No surprise here. British women continue to be frightened off their bikes by threatening and intimidating drivers, compounded by a lack of safe infrastructure.

But sometimes, it’s the people on two wheels behaving badly.   

A former English cop complains that he’s being taunted by ebike-riding “yobs” after he was fired for ramming his patrol car into a couple of teens with long criminal records, when they “taunted” him by riding past his car on their bikes.

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Local  

Metro is hosting a series of meetings this week to discuss the Sepulveda Transit corridor, with in-person meeting on Thursday and Saturday, and a virtual meeting on Friday; Streets For All urges you to voice support for heavy rail under the Sepulveda Pass, rather than the inefficient monorail preferred by wealthy Bel-Air homeowners who don’t want to be disturbed by underground construction.

The Pasadena Complete Streets Coalition with host their monthly virtual meeting on Monday, highlighted by presentations on the San Gabriel Valley Greenway Network and a local carbon-free electricity campaign; they’ll also host a family-friendly ride on April 12th showcasing homes with native California landscaping.

The South Pasadena Public Library will host a Repair Café on April 19th offering free repairs on a number of items, including bicycles.

 

State

French startup Upway opened their first SoCal location in Redondo Beach over the weekend, buying and selling refurbished e-bikes, similar to Carvana or CarMax for motor vehicles.

About two dozen Fontana kindergarteners got new bicycles, courtesy of All Kids Bike.

A Simi Valley letter writer complains about a recent ebike editorial, asking if there are “excellent bike lanes” traversing the city, where are they?

Your next ebike could charge in just 15 minutes, thanks to a new bike mountain biking legend Gary Fisher plans to introduce this month at Monterey’s Sea Otter Classic.

The threatened protected bike lane on the Richmond-San Rafael Bridge is safe for now, after Caltrans withdrew a proposal to turn it back into a motor vehicle lane on weekdays.

 

National

A tech website asks why buy your bike accessories when you can just 3D print them?

Momentum teams with People For Bikes to dispel the most common myths about bike riders, ranging from not many people ride bicycles to we’re all rich, lawbreaking and fearless.

Juiced Bikes is rising from the dead after the ebike maker shut down operations last year, amid efforts from the founders of Lectric EBikes to revive the brand.

America’s seven-time ex-Tour de France champ says if you want to feel safe on a bike, ride a gravel bike so you can go onto any surface, and avoid long straight stretches of roadways to reduce the risk of distracted drivers.

Here’s another one for your bike bucket list, with the Great Plains Gravel Route that stretches 3,800 miles through Texas, Kansas and five other Midwestern states.

Life is cheap in Idaho, where the driver of a gravel truck got a whole 90 days behind bars for the hit-and-run death of a 14-year old kid standing on the side of the road next to his bicycle, but at least he’ll have to spend every holiday behind bars for the next two years, along with both his and his victim’s birthday.

The 24-year old woman accused of killing 17-year old Magnus White went on trial yesterday, nearly two years after running down the rising US National Team cyclist in Boulder, Colorado; prosecutors say she fell asleep at the wheel after staying up all night partying.

San Antonio, Texas becomes the latest city to offer ebike vouchers, providing 244 $1,000 vouchers for low-income residents. Meanwhile, California’s deliberately throttled voucher program remains just this side of moribund.

A 64-year old Galveston, Texas man was sentenced to 35 years behind bars for using his truck to murder one man and injure another as they tried to get away on their bicycles, all over over a paltry five buck debt, as well as another 25 years for assaulting a third man. Which means he’d be 124 if he survives to serve his full terms, which seems just a little unlikely. 

The Illinois legislature is considering over a dozen bike-related bills, from including tricycles in the legal definition of a bicycle to plainly stating that bicyclists are intended users on every roadway.

A kindhearted Ohio man gave away dozens of refurbished bicycles to anyone who needed one, just because he could.

People For Bikes flew a group of bicycle industry leaders to DC to advocate for tariff relief and trade fairness.

 

International

Severance star Britt Lower is one of us too, riding a bicycle through the streets of Toronto to get a better understanding of the character she plays in the upcoming film Darkest Miriam.

Welsh advocates warn that budget cuts are threatening to put the government’s efforts to promote bicycling at risk.

Momentum offers 20 reasons why the Netherlands is a bike rider’s paradise.

Stars and Stripes celebrates the joys of biking in Deutschland.

Nice work if you can get it. A 28-year old British woman says her 9-to-5 job is riding her bicycle from her English hometown to Singapore to raise funds for a mental health charity; meanwhile, a 31-year old British man is one year into his ride around the world to raise money for a children’s hospital.

A pair of 15-year old Japanese junior high students spent 13 days riding over 600 miles around Taiwan. At that age, my parents barely let me ride around my own hometown. 

 

Competitive Cycling

Tour de Big Bear is adding a 50K cross-country mountain bike race to their August lineup, promising a “a thrilling 36 miles, starting with a 4-mile neutral rollout before immersing riders into demanding single-track and double-track trails.”

Dutch sprinter Olav Kooij crashed just as he attempted to respond to an attack by eventual winner Mads Pedersen at Gent Wevelgem, suffering a broken collarbone.

Slovenian Primož Roglič won an “explosive” final stage of the Volta a Catalunya ahead of Laurens De Plus and Lennert Van Eetvelt, vaulting into first place in the overall standings, points and mountains classifications.

 

Finally….

Fight off bike thieves with a U-lock that smells like something died. Your next NFL draft baseball cap could have a bike on it, but only if you’re a Packers fan.

And always remember to bungie your corgi before you ride.

@tedrogerla.bsky.social Grabbed this from a Kiwi Corgi FB group. The owner takes "Spud" everywhere on the bike. She says Spud is harnessed in and loves it.

(@nzdebs.bsky.social) 2025-03-31T23:26:17.058Z

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Be safe, and stay healthy. And get vaccinated, already.

Oh, and fuck Putin. 

Tour de Foothills co-founder dies after bike collision, Streets For All happy hour, and a little entitled driver schadenfreude

If you missed it last night, the SoCal bike community lost a good friend over the weekend.

Tom Thomas, who spent two decades on the Upland city council, died on Saturday, two days after he was struck from behind by a motorcyclist while waiting at a Montclair red light.

So much for the myth that bike riders never stop for them.

Thomas was a founder of Upland’s Tour de Foothills and a supporter of the Pacific Electric Bicycle and Pedestrian Trail, as well as a noted local philanthropist.

One more reminder of the high cost of traffic violence.

Photo by pixel2013 from Pixabay.

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Streets For All is hosting another virtual happy hour next Wednesday, featuring LA County Supervisor Holly Mitchell.

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No, we probably shouldn’t feel good about an overly entitled driver ending up feeling a little deflated.

But it’s kind of hard not to.

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Pink Bike offers a beginners guide to American mountain biking.

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The war on cars may be a myth, but the war on bikes just keeps on going.

No bias here. San Diego letter writers debate the value of the new 30th Street bike lanes, with local residents claiming no one uses them, because they don’t see anyone riding on them at the exact moment they happen to look.

But sometimes, it’s the people on two wheels behaving badly.

Even fictional bike riders get blamed, as the mother of a character in 9-1-1: Lone Star was killed off when she stepped off a curb and was hit by a man on a bicycle.

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Local

Los Angeles police are looking for a man who was seen riding a bicycle nearby when a woman’s body was set on fire in Chinatown and left burning in a shopping cart.

Streetsblog checks out the new 4.2-mile extension to the San Fernando Road bike path, which will result in a ten mile path extending north from the Burbank airport, parallel to Metrolink’s Antelope Valley Line railroad tracks, when it’s finished around the end of the year.

Montebello received a nearly half-million dollar grant to build a better connection to the Rio Hondo River bike trail from the Grant Rea Park.

 

State 

Governor Newsom announced $296 million in Clean California grants to remove litter and beautify underserved communities, as well as building walking and biking paths, and other Complete Streets features.

Calbike highlights workshops for next month’s California Bicycle Summit in Oakland.

Santa Barbara’s one-year old bikeshare system is still operating at just 50% of capacity, after struggling through a number of problems in its first year.

Palo Alto decides to keep California Street carfree at least through the end of next year. Meanwhile, a former Palo Alto bike shop could be home to 124 below-market-rate apartments for low-income residents.

Around a hundred people turned out to demand that San Francisco’s JFK Drive be kept carfree, rather than returning it to a high-traffic throughway bisecting Golden Gate Park.

Sad news from Concord, where a teenage boy who had recently immigrated from El Salvador was killed when he was struck by several vehicles as he rode his bike to school; a crowdfunding page has raised over $21,000 to send his body back home.

 

National

Forbes examines the recent study that shows children in bike trailers breathe in more exhaust fumes than the adults they’re riding with, due to their lower position.

Momentum Magazine reviews the new $5,000, carbon-fiber Dutch-style ebike made by America’s only remaining Tour de France winner.

The Arkansas man who drove home with the body of a bike rider in the back of  his pickup will face reckless manslaughter and hit-and-run charges, as well as being changed as a habitual offender; he claimed he didn’t know the man was in there until he got home — and then just went to bed until police tracked him down.

A “boneheaded” New York bill could make it harder to install or remove bike lanes and bike racks by requiring electronic and written notification to local community boards and elected officials before any action is taken, which could result in a six-month hearing process. To which Los Angeles bike riders respond “Welcome to our world.” Except most of us would be overjoyed if the process only took six months. 

New Jersey drivers will now be required to change lanes to pass bike riders and pedestrians, or give at least a four-foot passing distance if that can’t be done safely. Although like California’s three-foot law, there’s a loophole allowing drivers to pass closer than four feet if they slow down and pinkie swear they really, really had to.

He gets it. A New Jersey columnist says cities must embrace ebikes to break their dependency on motor vehicles.

A sportswriter for The Washington Post learns it’s okay to show weakness and rely on friends when she decides to ride her age for her 42nd birthday, and they won’t let her quit — even if it takes her nearly seven hours.

Here’s your big break to get into television, as long as you’re a bike rider in Key West.

Florida authorities are investigating a drawbridge operator for possible manslaughter charges after a 79-year old woman was killed when the bridge opened while she was walking her bike across it.

 

International

You know a London intersection is designed to kill when eight bike riders have died there in just 14 years, and no one does a damn thing about it.

Once again, life is cheap in the UK, where a 23-year old driver will spend a whole two years and three months behind bars for killing a ten-year old boy as he was riding bikes with his dad, as a result of an ill-advised passing attempt. Meanwhile, the boy’s family will face a sentence of life without him, without being guilty of anything.

A German startup is making a bike cam with distance measuring technology and other sensors to reveal hidden dangers, while preserving detailed evidence in the event of a crash; the data can be combined with other riders and analyzed to create urban heat maps of individual cities.

This is the cost of traffic violence. A horrible story from Bangladesh, where a passenger van driver and its owner face charges after killing six of seven brothers as they were walking home from their father’s funeral.

A South African bike advocacy group is fighting back against dangerous streets and drivers with a campaign declaring #CyclistsLivesMatter. Which I would probably appreciate more if it wasn’t co-opting a fight for racial justice.

An Australian man pled guilty to using meth before he got behind the wheel and killed a 57-year old man riding a bicycle.

 

Competitive Cycling

Cycling’s governing body responded to the invasion of Ukraine by banning all UCI teams, national teams, regional teams and race commissaires from Russia and Belarus; UCI is also removing all cycling events in both countries from the calendar. However, individual athletes will still be allowed to compete for teams from other countries.

 

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Evidently, a mountain bike is an important bicycling accessory. It’s perfectly okay to call new traffic rules the “Lunatic Highway Code.”

And tell me again why you can’t carry groceries home on a bike.

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Be safe, and stay healthy. And get vaccinated, already.

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The war on cars may be a myth, but the war on bikes just keeps on going.

Someone is

But sometimes, it’s the people on two wheels behaving badly.

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Local

Gabe the Sasquatch

 

State 

Governor Newsom announced $296 million in Clean California grants to remove litter and beautify underserved communities, as well as building walking and biking paths, and other Complete Streets features.

Palo Alto decides to keep California Street carfree at least through the end of next year.

Around a hundred people turned out to demand that San Francisco’s JFK Drive be kept carfree, rather than returning it to a high-traffic throughway in the middle of Golden Gate Park.

 

National

New Jersey drivers will now be required to change lanes to pass bike riders and pedestrians, or give at least a four foot passing distance if that can’t be done safely. Although like California’s three-foot law, there’s a loophole allowing drivers to pass closer than that if they slow down and pinkie swear they really had to.

Here’s your big break to get into television, as long as you’re a bike rider in Key West.

 

International

You know an intersection is designed to kill when eight bike riders have been killed there in just 14 years, like this “infamously hostile” London gyratory (a more complex version of a roundabout), and no one does a damn thing about it.

Once again, life is cheap in the UK, where a 23-year old driver will spend a whole two years and three months behind bars for killing a ten-year old boy riding bikes with his dad during an ill-advised passing attempt. Meanwhile, the boy’s family was sentenced to a life without him, despite not being guilty of anything.

Britain’s official press watchdog has ruled that it’s perfectly okay to call the country’s new traffic rules the “Lunatic Highway Code.”

A German startup is making a bike cam with distance measuring technology and other sensors to reveal hidden dangers, while preserving detailed evidence in the event of a crash; the data can then be analyzed to create urban heat maps of individual cities.

This is the cost of traffic violence. Horrible story from Bangladesh, where a passenger van driver and its owner faces charges after killing six of seven brothers as they were walking home from their father’s funeral.

A South African bike advocacy group is fighting back against dangerous streets and drivers with a campaign declaring #CyclistsLivesMatter. Which I would probably appreciate more if it wasn’t co-opting a fight for racial justice.

An Australian man pled guilty to using meth before he got behind the wheel, and killed a 57-year old man riding a bicycle.

 

Competitive Cycling

Cycling’s governing body responded to the invasion of Ukraine by banning all UCI teams, national teams, regional teams and race commissaires from Russia and Belarus; UCI is also removing all cycling events in both countries from the calendar. However, individual athletes will be allowed to compete for teams from other countries.

 

Finally…

Evidently, a mountain bike is an important bicycling accessory.

And tell me again why you can’t carry your groceries home on a bike.

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Be safe, and stay healthy. And get vaccinated, already.