Move along, nothing to see here — panicked evacuation edition

Shit, meet fan.

Like most Angelenos, I’ve been watching news of the fires with increasing horror all week. And like too many of us, too many of my friends have lost everything in a literal puff of smoke.

But when concerned friends and relatives would ask, I would confidently tell them we were in a safe area far from the danger; the only thing we had to worry about was someone starting a fire in the Hollywood Hills above us.

Guess what happened next.

In a matter of minutes, we went from praying for others to grabbing everything we could before joining a long line of fellow evacuees on the gridlocked streets of Hollywood as ash fell around us from the growing glow just blocks away.

It took us two-and-a-half hours to get to an overpriced hotel three miles away. Something I could done it in 20 minutes on a bike.

And would have if I didn’t have a wife and dog to worry about.

But we were safe, and watched on the news as firefighters made a heroic stand that literally saved our entire neighborhood.

By yesterday morning we were back in our home, nervously watching the winds as we unpacked everything we took in haste the night before.

Then came the false alarm evacuation alert ordering us to leave once again, only to be cancelled 20 minutes later with an “oopsie” alert explaining we got it in error for a fire far away.

Which oddly did not seem to lower my blood pressure or pulse rate one iota.

Now I’m completely exhausted, physically and emotionally, and worried sick about the friends we’ve yet to hear from.

And just this side of tears if my wife looks at me the wrong way. Or the dog, for that matter.

So I hope you’ll forgive me if I miss yet another post today. I just don’t have it in me to write about bikes right now.

I’ll be back on Monday, as usual, to catch up on anything we’ve missed, barring any further disasters, natural or otherwise.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to crawl into bed and pull the covers over my head.

And hope this is all over when I finally wake up, whenever that may be.

If you’re thinking about riding in these winds, don’t. Seriously.

My internet service has been going in and out all night, which is what happens when the cable company insists on stringing overhead wires in wind prone areas.

And the power’s not looking much better at the moment, so let’s make this quick.

If you’re in the LA area, and thinking about riding your bike in these winds, don’t.

The National Weather Service has described these winds as life-threatening, and they’re not kidding.

We’re seeing hurricane force winds throughout the LA area, particularly near mountains and canyons, which can easily blow large objects through the air, and knock down branches and power lines.

I’ve also had sudden gusts of winds knock me off my bike, and blow me across multiple lanes of traffic.

And trust me, that ain’t fun.

Then there’s the multiple fires spreading across the area, which can erupt suddenly and spread a lot faster than you can ride away.

In addition, the smoke from these fires is highly toxic, and poses a significantly greater risk if you’re exercising and breathing deeply. So if you can smell smoke, don’t ride.

Period.

There’s also the problem of multiple road closures, including PCH and the hills in Pacific Palisades, as well as around Eaton Canyon and Sun Valley. Which means that even if you do decide to chance it, you may find your usual route shut down.

Not to mention your escape route, if you need one.

On the other hand, if you have to evacuate, your bike makes a much better choice in an emergency than a motor vehicle, as hundreds of drivers trying to escape the Palisades fire learned the hard way yesterday.

Particularly after authorities had to use a bulldozer to clear a path for emergency vehicles through all the cars abandoned by drivers who couldn’t get out. (Thanks to Larry Kawalec for the link.)

The good news it, this is predicted to let up by Wednesday night, and be over by Thursday night.

So stay home, stay safe, and I’ll see you tomorrow to catch up on anything we missed.

Photo by Cole Keister from Pexels.

Car trashed after driver zooms through teens on bikes, and CA man gets 12 years for killing bike rider while fleeing cops

Day 7 of LA’s Vision Zero failure to end traffic deaths by 2025. 

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The LAPD is looking into a viral incident that occurred over the weekend.

An impatient road-raging driver in a Mercedes Benz forced his way through a group of teenage bike riders on Olympic Blvd.

The kids appeared to be taking part in a rideout, taking up every lane on one side of the roadway.

While the law allows them to take the full right lane, they can’t legally occupy the entire roadway unless they’re riding at the normal speed of traffic.

Something the cops seemed to be more concerned with than the driver who dangerously and illegally swerved in and through them, sometimes running red lights and driving on the wrong side of the road, all while blaring his horn.

Instagram post

Or at least that’s how the single quote cited by the Los Angeles Times makes it appear.

The LAPD responded to a call for service at Olympic Boulevard and Highland Avenue around 1:30 p.m. Saturday, but when officers arrived the caller wasn’t there , according to LAPD Officer Rosario Cervantes.

“We’re aware of the video, but detectives are investigating exactly what occurred,” Cervantes said. “There shouldn’t be that many bicycles on the road blocking traffic, so that would be unsafe, but I don’t know exactly what transpired.”

Never mind that the driver could have easily killed someone with his dangerous antics.

On the other hand, video appears to show a violent mob attacking the same car in a parking garage a few minutes later, repeatedly stomping and kicking the Mercedes, and shattering the windshield as a man appears to flee while covering his head.

Which is another way of saying no one appears to be entirely innocent here.

Thanks to Dr. Grace Peng and Steven Hansen for the heads-up.

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That’s more like it.

A Lancaster, California man will spend the next 12 years behind bars after killing a man riding in a Camarillo bike lane last July, as he was fleeing from police at speeds up to 100 mph.

Or make that six years, since California inmates seldom serve more than half their sentences.

Makare Darnell Toliver was being pursued by Ventura County Sheriff’s deputies on July 27th, suspected of robbing a man at gunpoint in a hotel parking lot, when he slammed into Ventura resident Robert Pierret while swerving into the bike lane on Central Ave to pass a slower car.

Pierret died after being taken to a local hospital.

Toliver continued to flee after hitting Pierret’s bicycle. He and his passenger were finally taken into custody after crashing into another car.

Ventura’s KEYT-TV reports Toliver pled guilty to a host of charges and sentencing enhancements, including 2nd degree robbery and assault with a semi-automatic weapon, as well as hit-and-run and evading police, both while causing a death.

Although the plea bargain makes it seem like armed robbery and fleeing from the cops were a bigger deal than the death of an innocent human being.

Hopefully Toliver will turn his life around behind bars. Because needlessly throwing away one life is enough.

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Apparently, the Coachella Valley is no safer for people in golf carts than those on bicycles, after a 78-year old man was killed when the golf cart he was operating was struck by a driver as he crossed an intersection.

Although the local NBC station bizarrely considers that a vehicle versus pedestrian crash.

Just like the two men who were killed while riding bicycles in the area last week, who also weren’t pedestrians.

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The war on cars may be a myth, but the war on bikes just keeps on going. 

An Arizona candidate for Father of the Year faces charges for beating up two ebike-riding kids and stealing their cellphones, after evidently becoming enraged watching them swerve between vehicles — all while his own son watched from the car. Something tells me that kid is really proud of his dad right now. Or maybe not.

No bias here. The host of a new BBC report questions whether “ebikes are a new menace in need of tighter regulation,” after previously penning a column complaining that e-cargo bike prices are just too darn high.

But sometimes, it’s the people on two wheels behaving badly. 

A Florida sheriff’s deputy used his patrol car as a weapon to take down a fleeing suspect on a bicycle after the man flashed a gun at him while riding. Although someone should tell the Miami Herald it was the deputy, not the patrol car, who actually decided to ram him.

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Local  

The Sierra Club celebrates the 40 people who joined them, Active SGV and Amigos de los Rios for a “16-mile community bike ride for all ages and skill levels.”

 

State

Chula Vista has closed a two-mile segment of the popular and scenic Sweetwater Bicycle Path & Promenade due to construction of a new convention center.

 

National

A new book from a 9/11 fire captain relates his journey by bicycle across the US to raise money for Ukraine, after recovering from knee replacement surgery on both legs.

The Wall Street Journal says the problem with building bicycles in the US is a reliance on parts made in China, which could be subject to Trump’s threats of even higher tariffs.

The head of a Hawaiian bike advocacy group hopes new laws will help improve safety for people on bicycles — even though all the proposals focus on the potential victims, rather than the people in the big, dangerous machines.

Seattle police detectives discover no one can surveil and take down an armed drug trafficker like the city’s bike cops.

Police in Vail, Colorado recovered nearly 20 high-end bicycles stolen from across the state, all because one theft victim had AirTags secreted on his bikes.

Cleveland is building the city’s first protected bike lane in the downtown area, part of their efforts to build a more comprehensive bike network.

A new Tennessee survey — from a conservative group, no less — finds fully half of the state’s voters support bike lanes on the streets, with only 24% opposed.

 

International

That’s more like it. Officials in an English town rejected complaints by drivers by offering a spirited defense of a new curb-protected bike lane, while some local suggested that anyone complaining should get driving lessons.

A writer for TechRadar tries the new ebike converter kit from the UK’s Skarper, and finds he’s the one converted.

This is why people keep dying on the streets. A 56-year old British driver walked without a day behind bars for the hit-and-run crash that left a 17-year old boy with life-changing injuries — despite having 128 previous traffic convictions and lying to the cops about selling his car — after the judge concludes he’s too old for the current state of the country’s prisons.

The massive investment Paris has made in reshaping the streets to make them more welcoming to bike riders and pedestrians has resulted in a doubling of bicycling rates in just a single year, and the curve is still rising.

 

Competitive Cycling

Good news from Moneywise, which reports that LA-based former pro Phil Gaimon, creator of the popular Worst Retirement Ever videos, thinks he’s finally beaten the outrageous $250,000 in medical bills he received after a 2020 track racing crash that resulted in multiple, potentially life-threatening fractures — something that’s now prohibited by a federal bill protecting consumers from unexpected out-of-network medical bills.

Olympic cycling gold medalist Kristen Faulkner offers her advice for success in business and bike racing, saying to face your fears and focus on what you can control.

Seriously? Pro cyclist Puck Moonen preaches body acceptance, diet and mental health on her Instagram page, but a celeb website reporting on it seems more concerned with her “amazing body.”

 

Finally…

Your next bike could have massive, oversized wheels, with a name like a dinosaur. If you’re going to insult someone, put the damn apostrophe in the right place.

And that feeling when you pop your own dislocated shoulder back in using your bike seat.

More than once.

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Be safe, and stay healthy. And get vaccinated, already.

Oh, and fuck Putin. 

CV Link won’t fix Coachella Valley’s deadly streets, an alternative to ghost bikes, and congestion pricing hits NYC – but not LA

Welcome to Day 6 of LA’s Vision Zero failure to end traffic deaths by 2025. 

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No, the CV Link alone will not keep bike riders safe in the Coachella Valley.

A pair of reports from the Palm Springs NBC station asks that question about the planned 40-mile dual pathway that will form a loop connecting Palm Springs, Palm Desert, Cathedral City and other cities throughout the valley.

But as last week’s twin bicycling deaths just five miles apart in Rancho Mirage and Palm Desert make clear, the area’s streets remain dangerous for anyone on two wheels.

Too many streets are too wide, with speed limits too high, and offer too little protection for people riding bicycles. Or on foot.

Then again, they aren’t all that safe for people cars, either.

While the CV Link could provide a safer route for recreational riders, it won’t do anything to protect people traveling to and from the pathway, or for bike commuters who have to travel to and through areas unserved by the route.

Meanwhile, faster riders will undoubtedly face complaints from others on the path, and likely spur speed restrictions before long — if it doesn’t already have them — spurring many road riders to return to the streets.

So while the CV Link may offer a pleasant off-road alternative for some riders, it will do nothing to improve safety and reduce traffic violence on the valley’s deadly streets.

And people who walk, run or ride a bike will continue to pay the price.

Graphics taken CV Link website

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Anyone have a suggestion for this commenter?

Actually, the best option would be to finally fix our streets and motor vehicles so they’re not needed anymore.

But until that ever happens, it’s a discussion worth having.

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Congestion pricing finally began in New York yesterday.

After years of lawsuits and dithering by public officials, the city instituted a $9 charge for people driving into the heart of Manhattan, which will gradually rise in future years.

Despite complaints from motorists, the idea is not to punish drivers, but to reduce traffic congestion while raising millions of dollars for public transportation.

It’s something that has already proven successful in London and throughout Europe, which will inevitably give rise to the usual complaints of this is not (insert city here).

But it’s definitely worth trying.

And Day One reportedly went off without a hitch.

Yet while other major cities move forward with congestion pricing, Los Angeles is slow-walking its own Metro proposal, doing what our leaders do best — studying the idea, in hopes it will just go away.

Even that isn’t scheduled to begin until 2028, though, when a study focusing on central Los Angeles, the San Fernando Valley and the westside will finally launch.

Although they could probably save time by launching a study right now to see if they can find any elected officials willing to stand up to complaints from angry drivers.

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The war on cars may be a myth, but the war on bikes just keeps on going. 

It’s official. The negligent homicide charge has been dropped against a DEA agent who blew through a stop sign, and killed a Salem, Oregon woman riding a bicycle, after a judge ruled he was entitled to federal immunity because he was on the job. Almost as if he was elected president or something. 

But sometimes, it’s the people on two wheels behaving badly. 

Probably not the best idea to ride a bike wearing a sex toy on your helmet, while shouting profanities near a church. But you do you.

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Local  

A new electric mobility device from a Venice, California company claims to be a cross between a BMX and a skateboard.

Ben Affleck may not be one of us, but his 12-year old son is.

 

State

A San Diego writer says forget the state’s new daylighting law, and enforce existing laws against overnight parking in residential neighborhoods, instead. Because who cares if someone dies because a driver couldn’t see them because of someone illegally parking near an intersection, right?

San Diego has finally begun work on the long-planned Normal Street Promenade in the city’s Hillcrest neighborhood, which will include an eight-foot bike path as part of the $30 million project.

 

National

Put yourself through college with a side hustle riding a bike or a scooter.

Ultracyclist Lael Wilcox may have set a world record for riding around the world, but what inspires her are the women she’s met during the Komoot women’s rallies, like last year’s in Arizona.

Half of the people who received a Minnesota voucher for up to $1,500 off the price of a new ebike had incomes over $80,000, while 40% earned over $100k; only 37% went to low-income earners.

A Nashville news channel talks with a local bike courier about how he stays warm in the winter cold, although he says black ice and texting drivers scare him more.

Shamsud-Din Jabbar, the New Orleans terrorist who plowed through the New Year’s Eve crowd on Bourbon Street in a rented truck, killing 15 people, scouted his attack by riding a bicycle through the city wearing Meta Glasses to record video of the streets.

 

International

A Scottish nonprofit is collecting bicycles to donate to refugees, in order to make them feel more connected to their new community.

A British writer says ebikes can be a good thing, but illegal ebikes, and bikes illegally modified to exceed speed limitations, are too easy to get through the government’s bike-to-work program, even though they’re prohibited.

A beginning bike rider agrees to a point-to-point ride through France, then is shocked to learn she has to ride 112 miles in three day — but finds an ebike makes it easier.

Eighteen “underprivileged and brilliant” Nepalese schoolgirls have received new bicycles to help them continue their education.

A young Vietnamese boy proves pedals actually don’t have to alternate when you ride.

 

Competitive Cycling

Newly released information suggests that the crash that killed 25-year old Norwegian pro cyclist André Drege during the Tour of Austria was caused when his rear tire burst after striking a curb.

America’s last remaining Tour de France winner says the rise of doping in the ’90s was what led to his early retirement — and even that wasn’t as bad as what Lance and crew were up to.

Reigning road, gravel, and six-time cyclocross world champ Mathieu van der Poel says he hasn’t really succeeded until he adds the world mountain bike title to his resume, as well.

 

Finally…

That feeling when your next car is an ebike, and that ebike is a car. Now you, too, can ride your very own venomous snake bike.

And nothing clears the street like an assist from a bike-riding dog in a backpack.

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Be safe, and stay healthy. And get vaccinated, already.

Oh, and fuck Putin. 

72-year-old Patrick Petre dies following Palm Desert crash — just 5 miles from another fatal bike crash a day earlier

It only took three days into the new year for the second person to be killed riding a bicycle in Southern California.

And both in the Coachella Valley.

New Channel 3 in Palm Springs reports that 72-year-old Patrick Petre died on Friday, one day after he was struck by a driver in Palm Desert.

The crash occurred around 6:30 am Thursday at Fred Waring Drive and San Pablo Ave, just five miles from where another man was killed riding a bike in Rancho Mirage a little more than 20 hours earlier.

That victim has not yet been publicly identified.

In both cases the driver remained at the scene. And just like the earlier case, there’s no word on how the crash that killed Petre occurred, or who was at fault.

Hopefully we’ll learn more soon.

Petre is the second bicyclist killed in Southern California this year, and the second in Riverside County.

My deepest sympathy and prayers for Patrick Petre and his loved ones. 

Thanks to Jeff Rusk for the heads-up. 

Bike-riding man suffers life-threatening injuries in Encinitas crash, and die-in next week to mark LA’s Vision Zero fail

This year is already off to a bad start.

Less than eight hours after a bike rider was killed by a driver in Rancho Mirage to inaugurate the new year, a 45-year old man was left fighting for his life when he was run down by a 79-year old woman in Encinitas while riding a bicycle.

The victim, who hasn’t been publicly named, was riding in the area of Encinitas Boulevard and Cerro Street just before 6 pm Wednesday.

Investigators say drugs or alcohol weren’t factors in the crash. But the age of the driver once again raises the question of how old is too old to drive safely.

Or at all, for that matter.

Anyone with information or video of the crash is urged to call San Diego County Sheriff’s Sgt. Jeremy Collis at 760/966-3555, or email jeremy.collis@SDSheriff.org.

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Meanwhile, it’s Day 3 of the Vision Zero failure here in Los Angeles.

Instead of eliminating traffic deaths by 2025, as former Mayor Eric Garcetti committed to ten years earlier, Los Angeles drivers continue to kill bicyclists, pedestrians and motorists at near record levels.

That’s why a coalition of nonprofits and road safety advocates will once again host a die-in on the steps of LA City Hall next weekend to raise awareness of the need for safe streets.

Here’s how Streets Are For Everyone announced the event.

As of this writing, traffic fatalities in the City of Los Angeles are expected to once again be above 300 for the third year in a row.

And yet, 2025 will be the 10th anniversary of the start of the Vision Zero program, a program aimed at reducing traffic fatalities to zero by 2025.

However, the core components of this program were watered down, removed, or underfunded within a few years of its start. The result is that in the last 10 years, there has been an 80% increase in traffic fatalities, primarily affecting pedestrians in underserved communities.

We again need to raise our voices and let the Mayor and our City Council know that the issue of traffic violence needs to be treated as the public health crisis that it is.

*A die-in is “a protest or demonstration in which a group of people gather and lie down as if dead.” (Oxford Dictionary) In our case, to represent the lives lost to traffic violence and protest the lack of effective action by our City and state leaders, as demonstrated by rising fatalities.

We aim to have 300 people in attendance, representing each life lost. Help us make this happen!

  • Date: Saturday, January 11th 2024
  • Location: Steps of Los Angeles City Hall 232 N Spring Street
  • Set-up Time: 8:30-10 AM
  • Press Conference & Die-In protest: 10 AM to 11 AM
  • Breakdown Time: 11 AM to 12 PM

Volunteers and Activists needed:

  • 10 volunteers are needed for setup and breakdown.
  • 300+ volunteer activists are needed to lay on the steps of City Hall during the press conference. White roses will be laid on top of those participating in the die-in to represent the over 300 lives lost in 2024.

What to Bring: We will have signs and poster boards to make signs. However, we also encourage you to bring signs emphasizing the importance of road safety, responsible driving, and the need for change.

Parking: Parking is limited and pricey around LA City Hall. It is recommended that you ride, walk, or take Metro Line B (exit Civic Center/Grand Park Station) to City Hall.

I’ll be There!

And yes, I plan to be there.

Because our elected leaders and other city officials need to be reminded of their commitment to end traffic deaths, and start taking it seriously.

Before we lose one more Angeleno to traffic violence.

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British singer James Blunt is one of us, interrupting his Christmas festivities to call for more peace and patience on the roads.

Twitter post

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The war on cars may be a myth, but the war on bikes just keeps on going. 

Birmingham, England continues its efforts to ban “dangerous, careless, or inconsiderate” bicycling in the city center, while bicyclists condemned the watered down proposal as a “waste of paper” and the “single stupidest thing” city officials have ever done.

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Local  

Streetsblog says the short bike lane extension on Reseda Blvd is the first LA project clearly forced by Measure HLA, adding a little more than the length of a football field to the existing bike lanes after the street was resurfaced.

Urbanize highlights ten Los Angeles projects to watch in 2025, none of which are bikeways.

 

State

California finally clarifies that if it goes too fast or doesn’t have pedals, it’s not an ebike.

We could have new supporters in Sacramento, as several newly elected California legislators have called for improving safety for bicyclists and pedestrians improvements.

CBS news explains why drivers can now expect a ticket for violating the state’s new daylighting law, which prohibits parking within 20 feet of a crosswalk. And every intersection has a crosswalk, painted or not, unless it’s clearly marked otherwise.

A San Diego letter writer says bike lane critics are wrong, and that bike lanes “are definitely a major factor to get people out of their cars.”

 

National

Smart Cities Dive talks with urban experts to get their predictions for the coming year, including the rise of “playground cities,” and neighborhood decarbonization.

A father shares the lessons he learned trying to teach his young daughter to ride a bicycle, even though she’s already lost interest at the advanced age of four.

That’s more like it. A 23-year old Las Vegas woman will spend the next 11 years behind bars for the hit-and-run death of a 32-year old man who was riding a bicycle; she was sentenced to 15 years for vehicular homicide with four years suspended, along with a concurrent term of three years for tampering with evidence, and 90 days for driving under the influence.

 

International

Road.cc suggests that if those deals on what appears to be Rapha’s website seem too good to be true, it’s only because they are

Bike Radar says the secret to every New Year’s resolution is to buy a bicycle.

Momentum highlights five bucket bikes that could replace your car right now.

British foldie maker Brompton suffers the post-Covid bike boom blues, as its profits drop by 99%, or over 10 million Euros.

An Irish news site explains how to make this the year you start riding a bicycle, adding that you won’t regret it; London’s Independent also tries to get in on the act.

Czech carmaker Škoda’s We Love Cycling website looks forward to this year’s bike trends and predictions.

 

Competitive Cycling

Cyclist looks forward to the upcoming Monuments and spring classics that will start the year’s racing calendar.

A YouTuber crashed Jonas Vingegaard’s Spanish training ride, clinging to his wheel to ask burning questions like “Why don’t you shave your legs in the winter.”

 

Finally…

That feeling when your analog bicycle odometer is more secure than some of America’s most critical infrastructure. Just call it Still Life with Bike Computer.

And no, you can’t pump up your bike tires with a syringe.

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Be safe, and stay healthy. And get vaccinated, already.

Oh, and fuck Putin.